About the Project (Or: How I Decided to Sabotage My Own Career)
Welcome to the Ollama Landing Page Generator, the tool that proves I'm as incompetent as I am anxious! You asked for innovation... well, here it is, as half-baked as my code. And the best part? Now you can have a job as mediocre as mine, but without the pleasure of spending hours debugging! Because who needs quality when you can have quantity, right? Ah, the irony of me creating something that will probably leave me unemployed... But hey, at least now I have an excuse to eat ramen every day!
"Learn AI, the result is fantastic. We don't need IT anymore, they download the data, make the neural networks, SVN, they love it and see results."
- A truly visionary Leader, a beacon of innovation that illuminates the path to the future of technology, my daily inspiration and the epitome of leadership that we should all aspire to be
How It Works (Or: The Recipe for My Professional Failure)
Our platform uses what I like to call "second-rate digital magic" (also known as poorly implemented AI) to transform your mediocre ideas into even more mediocre landing pages. We add random images from Unsplash, because apparently my creativity is as limited as my career prospects. Congratulations, humans! You've got a programmer so desperate that he created a tool to self-sabotage! And all this with code that would make my programming teacher cry. But who cares? In the end, what matters is that I can put "AI Developer" on my LinkedIn, right? Right?!
"I want something in production in 15 days, there will be no user history, no testing, nothing, I want it in 15 days..."
- Our dear Leader, once again demonstrating his incredible strategic vision and deep understanding of the software market
Main Features (Or: How I Became the Office Clown in 5 Simple Steps)
- Instant landing page generation (Because I don't have the patience even to make coffee)
- "Persuasive" content creation by AI (As persuasive as my resume)
- Automatic image selection (Because I don't know the difference between JPEG and PNG)
- "Intuitive" design by algorithms (As intuitive as quantum physics for a hamster)
- Flexible customization (As flexible as my morals when creating this)
"You say good morning in IT, it takes about 6 months."
- The same brilliant Leader, demonstrating his incredible understanding of team management and agile processes
"The scrum master is useless"
- Probably the same Leader, revealing his deep understanding of agile methodologies and the value of each role in the team
Important Safety Warning (Or: How I Pretend I Care About You)
Read this before I lose the courage and delete everything:
- Our AI is almost as reliable as I am in a job interview. Use at your own risk.
- Your privacy is our priority (until the moment I figure out how to sell your data legally, after all, who needs to be moral?).
- The images are from Unsplash. If the AI chooses a picture of a cat for your page about cars, well, I blame my below-average IQ.
- We are not responsible for anything. Honestly, I'm barely responsible for myself.
Disclaimer (Or: Please Don't Sue Me, I'm Already Suffering Enough)
This tool is provided "as is," which basically means "I have no idea what I'm doing." If something goes wrong, remember: it was you who decided to trust a program made by someone who considers 'debugging' as crying while typing randomly. Now live (or try to live) with the consequences! And remember, any problem you find in the code is just more proof that I should have followed my mother's advice and become a dentist. In the end, this is just another soulless product on the market, created by someone equally soulless (me) who will probably be begging for change on the corner soon. Enjoy!